Anyway for todays blog I have decided to take the requests for descriptions of customers and to divide them into categories for you. You have the:
One Minute Men - These guys usually cum when you put the condom on! If they are really lucky they may just get covered and stick it in but never more than one thrust lol.
Dirty Talkers - These guys have watched WAAAAAY to much scripted porn! They insist on telling you how good it feels to fuck your pussy etc etc. The good side is all you have to do is say "oh baby fuck me" and he can't hold out.
Huggers - These guys are usually older men who have lost their partners and just want to cuddle. Though sometimes it can be a guy who can't get a girlfriend and they use you as a substitute.
Rule Breakers - My least favourite, they insist on trying to push your boundries usually by asking for no condom and natural oral, or (this really bugs me), will try to kiss you and stick either fingers or his penis up your butt. They show themselves by saying "come on baby" "I pay you extra" and "you do this for me, I am good"
Ugly Guys - Usually the best sexual performances. They have a tendency to like going down on you for the entire session, in which case you can lie back and run through your grocery list.
Hot Guys - These as a rule are the complete opposite to ugly guys. They think since god gifted them with looks that they are automatically the best thing in bed and they will either lie there like a corpse or will drill you like a jackhammer with no foreplay other than you giving him a BJ.
Fetish Guys - Fetish guys can be either good or an absolute nightmare. There are the ones who like to suck and play with your feet, or guys like the hair dude; they are easy to satisfy with very little input from you. On the other hand I have had a guy who wanted to wear a nappy and guys who are right into sadism (the heavy stuff).
Fantasy Guys - Ever wanted to dress as a school girl/nurse/maid? Well this is his dream screw! Sometimes it isn't about what you wear some guys have a fantasy about sex in public or stranger sex or acting out a particular scene (it can sometimes get a little disturbing though lol)
Object Guys - These guys are after one thing...their own pleasure. They have no interest in arousing you, in fact they minimise any touching or speaking and simply push you into different positions when they are ready.
Ethnic Guys - I don't mean this in a horrible way but there is certain quirks which different cultures have. Asian men tend to have small penis' and seem to act out some fantasy scene in their heads whilst riding you. Indian men (do have a smell) tend to leave their socks on the entire time....I have no idea why. The Greeks are forever trying to convince you to do anal and Aussies tend to make jokes after.
Question 1: "I don't know if it's to personal but I'd love to read on ur blog about weird clients or memorable ones" - K.S.
I think the weirdest was a 10 person orgy; a group of five guys came in together wanting a group orgy and they selected 5 of us girls. It was very unusual with a lot of hands, and other body parts flying around.
As for memorable it would have to be the young guy brought in by his friends (this was when I first started working); he was a virgin and not only had they been giving him grief over it they brought him in and paid for a session. When I got him into the room he confessed that he didn't want to do anything, it turns out he believes until waiting for marriage but that his friends were pushing him to do this.
We decided to have a little fun with his friends and proceeded to spend the entire session making loud sex noises (trying not to giggle); when time was up I walked him out and made sure his friends believed that he was truly the best lay I had ever had.
Question 2: "Have u ever had a really bad experience" - N.H.
I have had a few that put me off a bit, like wanting me to call them daddy or being a little too rough but nothing really bad.
Question 3: "Do you still deal with normal workplace gossip ect?" - J.G.
There can be some gossip at places I guess, but not where I work at the moment.
Question 4: "Does it ever get competitive between yourself and the other ladies?" - J.G.
It can get competitive where I work, but only in a good way, like "how many guys can you do in one shift" etc.
TIP OF THE DAY: Watching porn
A little porn date can be fun with your OH, here is a few tips to having a very fun night!
1. Set it up in your bedroom - have fresh sheets, light some candles and have the porn set up on your computer or tv, make sure you put your computer on a dresser or other surface so that it can be seen from the bed.
2. Mirrors! - Try positioning any mirrors (preferably full length) so you can watch yourselves
3. NO kids!! - If possible have Grandma take them for a sleep over...if not then tuck them in and lock your door (some things are best left unseen lol).
4. Clothing - get yourself that sexy outfit...try to find one that you can leave on whilst having hot sex (it can be very erotic).
5. Toys - Lay a couple of toys out on a nearby surface (they can be used a bit later on)
6. Enjoy - Cuddle up and watch some porn...eventually you can start playing around and when you do leave it on (the sounds can be a sensory pleasure).
7. Mimic - Try out some of the moves they are using on the movie.
*.Make sure you have used contraception lol
Finally I am going to give a plug to a friend, Kellie L Castle from "A Heart Captured Photography" who took some amazing pics of me like the one below. If you are in the Adelaide area look her up, she is just starting up but as you can see has some real talent :)
So goodnight ladies, once again it has been fun and challenging.
Keep Sexy
Miss Amalie
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